Now Tila Tequila can stop wearing BLUE contacts!

3 Nov

Damn technology is getting crazy.

All you Brown eye folk (like me) can now get this cray cray laser surgery to change your brown eyes Blue.  That is, if  you are into that like Tila Tequila or Paris Hilton.

Supposedly takes only 20 seconds but its $5,000 bucks a pop though!

I cool with my brown eyes… no weird laser mess in my face!


Crooked Teeth Will Make you HOT in Japan!

27 Oct

What the… I did a double take when I read this one on aol.

I knew the Japanese liked crooked teeth. They think its endearing and cute.  It’s the first time though that I have seen American media talk about it. Maybe I won’t get braces after all? hahaha…

Here’s my crooked teeth.

      Someday, this may be hot here. HAHAHAHAHAHA  Probably not.

Food Friendly Halloween Blood for you and Kids!

27 Oct

Check out this cool recipe for Peanut Butter blood for Halloween on the BBC!

No harsh or weird chemicals and you can make this at home. It’s super easy and comes out nice and chunky. You won’t mind eating it either!



Update- The Church Responds.

25 Oct

The Church of Scientology responds by saying we have no idea what you are talking about. Hahahaha.

Check it out here at the Village Voice.

I knew they were crazy… More proof!

25 Oct

Maynard, frontman for the awesome rock band Tool, wasn’t crazy when he would go off on Scientology. Here’s more proof that organization is nuts.

Apparently, they launched a covert operation to try and bring down the creators of South Park for their awesome “Trapped in the Closet” episode. That’s the one where Tom Cruise is literally trapped in the closet and refuses to “come out of the closet”. HAHAHAH LMFAO just thinking about it. That episode was sooo funny!!

From the Huffington Post:

Church Of Scientology Investigated ‘South Park’ Creators Matt

Stone, Trey Parker: Report

For Matt Stone and Trey Parker, nothing is holy or immune to satire. And since the launch of their groundbreaking animated TV series “South Park,” they’ve skewered a multitude of world religions, pointing out hypocrisies, inanities or just playing with ridiculous stereotypes. One of their most famous religious satires, 2005’s Scientology-targeting “Trapped In The Closet” episode, allegedly struck such a nerve with the church’s leaders that the group responded by targeting Stone, Parker and their friends in a long-term covert investigation.

Marty Rathbun, a former Church of Scientology executive-turned-critic and independent worshipper,revealed to the Village Voice a number of documents that detailed the religious sect’s detailed surveillance of the Emmy-winning TV moguls. Through the help of informants, public records and various other means, they searched for “vulnerabilities” in the pair’s personal lives, and after exploring their personal and business connections, widened their focus to investigating actors such as John Stamos, as well.

“Phone records. Bank records. Personal letters that expose some kind of vulnerability,” Rathbun told the Voice. “They’ll read stuff into the kind of alcohol you’re drinking and how much. Prescriptions. They’ll figure out your diet. They can find out a lot about you through your trash.”

Rathbun’s personal site leads with a post that includes more information, including this summary: “In ’06 the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, became targets of Corporate Scientology’s OSA. Operations were run in an attempt to silence Parker and Stone. While Corporate Scientology was ultimately unsuccessful, left behind an instructive data trail during their efforts.”

“Trapped in the Closet” featured a storyline that had Stan, one of the four children that make up the show’s core, take a “personality test” after being encountered on the street by a group of Scientologists. The vague test reveals that he is miserable, which leads him to agree to pay the church to make him happy again. An “E-meter” reading reveals that he is housing the soul of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and various Hollywood celebrities who are members of the church flock to his home to help convince him to become their new leader.

One of those celebrities included Tom Cruise, who locks himself in a closet, which was a clear allusion to various rumors about his sexuality. John Travolta, another member of the church, soon joined him in the closet. Stan’s friends tell him that the religion is actually a cult, pointing out that Hubbard was a science fiction writer, though he at first refuses to believe it. Eventually, the Scientology elders reveal that the church is a for-profit con, calling their own religion “crap.”

Cruise was so incensed by the episode that he allegedly threatened to not participate in promotion for “Mission: Impossible III” junket if a re-run of the episode was aired; Viacom owns both Comedy Central and Paramount, the studio that put out the film. Cruise’s reps denied this, though the episode was indeed pulled. Stone and Parker, for their part, put out a satirical statement on the matter:

“So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!””Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu.”

Rathbun teased more documents, which reveal major advances in their investigations, would come soon. He was arrested in September, allegedly at the behest of the Church of Scientology, though charges were later dropped; the Voice reported then that the Church of Scientology was harassing him, in part because he practices the faith outside of the official Church.

“South Park” satirizes religion in just about every episode (click here for a slide show of ten of their most memorable). The show has cast Satan as the cowardly lover of Saddam Hussein, while Kyle, another of the four core children, comes from a very stereotypical Jewish family. Parker and Stone also created the Broadway show, “Book of Mormon,” which pokes fun at that religion.

Ok so if I disappear after this appears on my page, you know why… 


20 Oct

OK, this is not nice but this certainly is OMG. On, there he posted a picture of Lindsay Lohan in Court.

Now tell she doesn’t look HAGGARD!   And what’s with the Halloween Makeup?



I found her inspiration:

Riff Raff the Handyman from Rocky Horror Picture Show



And now a jump to the LEFT!!!!!!    Let’s do the time warp AGAIN~!!!!!!     BUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!


A Fluorescent Impact for your Halloween Party!

20 Oct

Not sure what you Ghouls and Ghastly Gals are dressing up as but I am going to be a Ganguro Gyaru circa 1999! Oh yeah!

If that isn’t tacky enough, in the blacklight, if I could GLOW that would be even BETTER. Enter FLUO NIGHT.  Their website has all the colors shown below but Sephora online carries only with white invisible shimmer.   Which is OK because INVISIBLE is all I’d need on top of my Ganguro Hot mess.

Check out the effects:


Nice! :

OK, This one is a little scary:

WOOP! WOOP! Party time!

See you at that Party!

Insert My face here: